• 2. Prince

    Being in the right place at the right time

    Prince, armed with women's clothing, mascara, a petite androgynous frame, and a voice that could make doves cry, was perfectly equipped for the battlefield that love was in the 80s. He was in his fucking element, and was a Legendary Stickman.


    In the words of Apostle Rappaport,


    "Prince was a world-class Cocksman. When we talk about world-class stickmen, he's in the top 5. Longevity, quality, quantity, lack of information that got out, but when you saw him he was constantly with a dime-piece. From 79- through the 80s, through the 90s..laying pipe. renowned stickman, with stealth...A Gold-Standard Cocksman."




    As Bill Simmons noted, at 5'4", Prince was the World's Premier Short Stickman, with no contenders.